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Good evening, you are now tuning in to "Monthly updates of my life" with me, your host for this evening, Miss Chin.

This month's headlines:
1) Miss Chin has finally decided to take on a part time job
2) The Reunion
3) Ant Attack!

Miss Chin has finally decided to take on a part time job
Miss Chin was spotted at the Kumon Center in Centrepoint Bandar Utama where she allegedly teaches mathematics and english to young children aging from 3 to 10++ years old. When interviewed early this morning, we learned that Miss Chin had dug out some of her old mathematics books to study in preparation for questions asked by students. Miss Chin had also flipped through the dictionary and visited english websites to pick out words for "spelling" and several antonyms to be used as excercises. She commented that her high school additional mathematics had been "rusty" and needed some polishing. When questioned about her wage, Miss Chin simply suggested that the rate could be "improved" but refused to comment any further.

The Reunion
With the return of Jahsaur from the country down under, a reunion between four good friends (Jahsaur, Chris, Hann Meng and Yours Truly) took place in the busy areas of the Curve and Cineleisure shopping malls. Wondering like headless chickens around the enclosure, the four friends finally settled on an Indonesian place which caught the attention of Jahsaur from it's unique and "cute" name, Warong Penyet. With full stomachs, the four friends then journeyed to a hang out spot in Cineleisure to play a game of pool or two. There they witnessed the rise of a champion karaoke singer who sang as if there was no tomorrow, all by himself. A touching scene indeed. After the adventure, all four friends parted ways and returned to their humble abodes.

Ant Attack!
Shortly after her meet up with Jahsaur, Chris and Hann Meng, Miss Chin recieved a phone call from another good friend. The good friend, How Ee invited Miss Chin to accompany her to Centrepoint to puchase a christmas gift. Miss Chin gladly said yes to the invitation and proceeded to walk to Centrepoint from her house with How Ee. While standing on a grassy road divider, Miss Chin felt a sharp pain on her left foot. As she bent down to investigate this sharp pain, Miss Chin saw several big red ants crawling all over her foot. The red ants had sunk their teeth into her foot, there was nothing Miss Chin could do.
Up until now, Miss Chin still complaints of an "itchy and ugly foot".

Miss Chin was also attacked by ants in her home, after taking a shower. The incident took place over the sink, where Miss Chin attempted to brush her hair with a comb. Without her knowledge, little black ants were crawling all over her comb. When Miss Chin picked up the comb and brushed her hair, the army of ants attacked her scalp and forehead. The tingling sensation sent Miss Chin's head straight into the sink, under the running water. Now fearful of ants, Miss Chin vows to take revenge....one day.....

And there you have it, the top stories of this month. Stay tuned for more updates in the future. Bye for now and Happy Holidays everyone!

5 comments:

Denise said...

add maths?! for 3-10 year olds? yao mou gau chor ah

xiaowen said...

haha you'd be suprised...some of the kids are doing qudratic equations at the age of 10-ish

Anonymous said...

i didn't believe it at first...my sis is working there too...

a standard 6 kid asked her a question that she couldn't answer....so she took a book back to study....they were already solving quadratic equations using factorization and formula...that was the FIRST few pages...i flipped to the middle of the book...complex numbers...and then to last page..proof of inequality


respect *tabik*

xiaowen said...

lols...thank god im not in charge of maths anymore..although sometimes still need to help out..
paling takut kids that are 10++...most of them doing all these adi..

Unknown said...

you updates reporter is so funny....lol Ant attack ( next time bring a deodorant spray to kill them *tsk tsk* referring to yr other post about cockroaches)